As most of you (William, if you still read this) have noticed, I haven't blogged in a while. I have a policy of not blogging about my personal life because, well, quite frankly, it's none of your darn business. But unforunately, that policy does mean that updates are few and far between, as I struggle for material to blog about. So, I decided to look around online and find what other people are blogging. After much careful analysis, I have determined the components of a typical blog post on the internet, and have decided to construct that typical blog post below:
like omg...so i had 2 go 2 skewl all day long...soooooo unfair..my biology teacher is like soooooooo boring...snoozeville LOL!!!! good thang i had my ipod with me so i could drown her out...i luv the new fall out boy record...LOL!!! there sooooo rebels...i should rebel against having to sit thru biology...sooooo unfair...fall out boy wuldnt sit thru bio...LOL!!! i gotta go bye hot topic this afternoon...i luv that store...you should shop there 2 and rebel against consumerism...FIGHT THE POWER!!! i bet avril lavigne and blink 182 shop their because their sooooo rebels...like omg...my rents are da worst...they wouldnt let me go to da keg party last night cuz they sed i was only 16...rents are soooooo unfair...i still cant believe dey made me get a two year old suv when i turned 16 instead of a nu one...they just dont understand our gen like fall out boy does...its sooooo tuff being a teenager these dayz...o well...but fortunatly i have my poetry to help...i dont no how i would get thru without it...my rents sure dont help when they make me do thangs like not pay someone 2 wash my suv and make me do it myself or wont let me have die my hare blu to show my rebelyous side...sooooooo unfair....
anyway, i like, gotta go...wish i could talk longer peeps....omg KEWTEST SITE EVAH!!!! CHECK IT OUT!!!!OMG KITIES!!!!